A Little Randomness
Isn’t it just a beautiful Monday?? :) Well, it is from where I am sitting…. :P
I thought it might be fun to start off this week in true eclectic fashion. Have you ever heard or thought of truly random and silly questions, and even though you know they are quite…uh…silly, wonder at the answer to those questions?? Well, I was thinking [and as you will soon see, I wasn’t thinking too deeply, and you may wish that in the future I keep my “I was thinking” comments to myself…] about such questions, and have compiled a short list of those random, stupid questions. Now, most are ones I have heard before, but there are a few thrown in that are actually original Sarah thoughts (as far as I know), scary as that may be…..and no I will not tell you which are which. A girl’s gotta have some secrets….;)
Please, enjoy the madness!!
- If one can be overwhelmed, and one can be underwhelmed, can one just be whelmed?
- If sheep go to heaven, and goats go to hell, then where do llamas go?
- So really, is it half full or half empty?
- Does everyone see color the same? Is the green I see the same green someone else sees (exclude all the color blind people here!!!)?
- Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
- Is it REALLY true that talking on a cell phone while pumping gas can cause an ‘explosion’? If so, then my life was in danger this weekend, b/c they guy next to me at the gas station was yakking the whole time on his…
- Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
- What do they call a French kiss in
- Why is marmalade not just called orange jam?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
- What is THE answer?
- What is THE question?
And finally…..the age old question……….
20. WHY?
[And, of course, I welcome any thoughts/answers to these truly ‘thought provoking’ questions…..] ;)
posted by sarah j. @ 10:46 AM
3 Sagacious Sayings
3 Sagacious Sayings:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!
Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon during the English Civil War (1642-49). It was mounted on top of the St. Mary's at the Wall Church in Colchester defending the city against siege in the summer of 1648. (Although Colchester was a Parliamentarian stronghold, it was captured by the Royalists who held it for 11 weeks.) The church tower was hit by the enemy and the top of the tower was blown off, sending "Humpty" tumbling to the ground. Naturally the King's men* tried to mend him but in vain.
* The "men" would have been infantry, and "horses" the cavalry troops.
- From the East Anglia Tourist Board in England
In answer to question #6, No, you cannot blow yourself up by talking on a cell phone while pumping gas. I saw it on MythBusters.
thanks, Captain History... ;)
superchikk-Mythbusters is a pretty cool show. I am relieved to know I will not blow up at the gas tank from cell phone usage... :P
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